My Language

                                       IF

   If i took out a pan instead of 
 a football and started mixing   
 ingredients would you laugh 
                      at me?                    
 
If i made a cake or a pie 
instead of making 
a tackle   
of making a tackle on the back 
would you still laugh at me? 

If i set the table
and made some 
noodles would
you try some or would you walk away